Two things every Hypermiler should be aware of are generally the same things "normal" drivers are aware of. with a twist... you don't have to worry NEARLY as much as normal drivers.
What normal drivers do: AH FUCK the construction is on my commute road again these F**kers blah blah blah. (as if you thought this summer was going to have less construction than before).
What Hypermilers think: While this is a nuisance, i feel much less pressure to drive over the speed limit. As long as there are not too many stop signs added, I should be able to maintain my mileage, this may even be a good thing.
Summer Police!
What the normal driver thinks: F*** that speed trap caught me again! I can't believe i got caught YET another time in the EXACT same speed trap! Man, i wish i knew more about hypermiling! This $100 speeding ticket is going to affect my mortgage payment! etc. etc.
What the hypermiler thinks: Well, when i was young i drove like a banshee. Now i am not only safer, i don't even have the slightest to worry about in this speed trap. Police generally don't pull people that drive just-a-little under the speed limit. And that's me. "Grandma driver". We'll see who laughs last gas guzzling speeders!
SOOO
Which one are you?
heh heh /^^\
enjoy your $100 hypermilers!
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