SURREAL CHALLENGE! I MAKE AN HYPERMILING POST IN under 5 minutes!

Hi!  as we speak i have a timer going, to see if i can post about hypermiling in under 5 minutes!  a few key things come to mind:

1.  You can hypermiler ANY car
2.  Aim to increase by 3mpg
3.  The "dream" of "free" gasoline.

"free" gasoline is unlikely, but just imagine getting your tank to run twice as "well" as normal.  Using my tips, and the tips of some of my friends like "The Flamboyant Introvert" will help!

okay, did i make the timer?

oh! i did, i have 3 minutes to spare!

neat.  This was an experiment mainly to see what i could write with a time deadline over my head.